We’ll preface this by saying yes, ugly sneakers may not be for you. But there are five stages to loving and accepting the divisive style. 1) Initial Denial: You’re confused as to why anyone would choose mutant dad kicks. 2) Deep Disgust: Their omnipresent existence makes your skin crawl. 3) Bargaining: “Maybe if they were a little less puffy looking, I’d like them.” 4) Designer Depression: Balenciaga Triple S sneakers cost $950. 5) Acceptance, with 10 styles you didn’t know you needed, here.